Arg, yes, i fail at life right now, but uhhhhh i just don't think i can write the last four, considering they get longer and stickier and the families come into play and they're just...................COMPLICATED and Benji is not easy to listen to for long periods of time ahaha...so i figured it wasn't worth waiting for the complete set and Merry Christmas ....belated year and a bit.

Title: X-Mas BJ x 6
Author: witblogi 
Pairings: BENJI AND JAMES Y'ALL
Rating: PG-PG13
Warnings: swearing f-bombs away
Summary: Christmas 1-6 with Benji and James
Notes: For introject ! Because I promised long ago

( Here they are ) This took forever to post, I'm going to kill safari.

Title: Happy Days
Author: witblogi
Pairings: BENJI AND JAMES Y'ALL
Rating: PG
Warnings: NONE? WHAT? JAMES DOESN'T EVEN SAY THE F-WORD??!! OH WAIT, THERE'S A COUGAR ALERT, AND APPARENTLY ALL CAPS WARNINGS :D
Summary: Benji loves Halloween, it's when he and James became non"friends".
Notes: For introject ! SURPRISE!! This is to make up for not getting the batgirl dress, sorry :( ilu anyway.

( Yesssssssss )
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I almost didn't think it was possible:
HAHAHAHAHA OMGG HAHAHAHAHAHA




1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't believe i still don't have a yay!face icon D:

Title: Emo Brick Spaghetti
Author: Witblogi
Pairings: BENJI AND JAMES Y'ALL
Rating: PG
Warnings: language
Summary: Benji's lap is scalded, and James tries to cook...
Notes: For introject because It's UR BIRFFDAY ( tomorrow.. on the 23rd whatever) You wanted Emo Brick Spaghetti...and I said 'okay' like a sucker. for some reason this one is like 10x more failtastic than all the other ones I've written for you (and this year you'll get that stupid long christmas fic if it kills me)

I never do this, NEVER. I hate letting things leak and spoilers and whatever but i actually desperately need help with the ending of one of my fics I thought I'd ended well...and now I'm unsatisfied with it urg.

So this is actually the next installment of my LEJP Challenge...and yeah...wtf should i do with the ending...I think i have two right now that I hate haha.

(i'll have more A/Ns at the end)

Title: Parry Hotter and the Pureblood Prince [3-?]
Author: Witblogi
Pairings: P/M
Rating: 14 A (nc-17 later?)
Words: 1395
Warnings: fluff, crack, use of bad puns, ultimate mary-sues,
Summary: Follow up of [1] [2]: Third installment of the Warthogs universe. Parry and Maco battle with more unexpected interruptions. NOTE this is an HP/DM it's just...crack and poking fun and our favorite couple as well as mary-sues.

Title: The Hunted
Fandom: LORD OF THE FLIES?? *is a nerd*
Author: Witblogi
Pairings: Jack/Ralph
Rating: pg-13
Words: 1341
Warnings: island!creepiness
Summary: Ralph cannot sleep.
Notes: I wrote an LOTF FANFIC??!!?!?!?! *is going to hell* and I blame everyone but myself and also my terrible writers block. Don't expect it to be good *dies*

OH AND WRITTEN WHILE I'M STILL READING. I'M IN, LIKE, THE MIDDLE OF CHAPTER 3 NO SPOILERS PLZ!!

Title: Only For Fags
Author: Witblogi
Pairings: BJ
Rating: 14-A
Warnings: language
Summary: James doesn't like Valentines. Benji does.
Notes: For introject because yeah it's valentines day? ignore the britishy of it HP has ruined me. Andddd Benji has a murse *nods*