Title: Parry Hotter and the Pureblood Prince [3-?]
Author: Witblogi
Pairings: P/M
Rating: 14 A (nc-17 later?)
Words: 1395
Warnings: fluff, crack, use of bad puns, ultimate mary-sues,
Summary: Follow up of [1] [2]: Third installment of the Warthogs universe. Parry and Maco battle with more unexpected interruptions. NOTE this is an HP/DM it's just...crack and poking fun and our favorite couple as well as mary-sues.

Title: Parry Hotter and the Pureblood Prince [2-?]
Author: Witblogi
Pairings: P/M
Rating: 14 A (nc-17 later?)
Words: 2055
Warnings: fluff, crack, use of bad puns, wedgies, ultimate mary-sues, and man PMS
Summary: Follow up of [1]: Second installment of the Warthogs universe. Parry and Maco struggle to set the mood. NOTE this is an HP/DM it's just...crack and poking fun and our favorite couple as well as mary-sues.

Title: Parry Hotter and the Pureblood Prince [1-?]
Author: Witblogi
Pairings:  P/M, W/G,
Rating: PG 13
Words: 1326
Warnings: fluff, crack, driving without a helmet, use of bad puns, wedgies, and ultimate mary-sues
Summary: first installment of the Warthogs universe. It's the first day of the last year at Warthogs for Parry Hotter.

Hey, omg

today insouciancee and i thought of the BEST CRACK EVER!

uhh it's amazing, i'm going to write a fic for it i think, and then when i do if i can get some people into it i'll so make a community for it cause...like it's awesome??

introducing to you,